Potions
*swallows a pill w/ water* mmm… love mixed drinks
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anything you dont chew to completion is a drink
*shoveling pudding down my gullet* So hydrated <3
Hey @all my vore followers, all vore is drinking sorry i dont make the rules
Hey @all my followers, murdering @respectable-loonitic is allowed, if not mandatory, in all areas of the world.
Non vore related torture is encouraged.
dumb atla fanfic idea: 13 y.o. zuko accidentally drinks alcohol before the agni kai and beats ozai—
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Fire bending comes from the stomach. Alchohol when purified is flammable. If Toph can bend metal due to it just being a very purified earth,Zuko can use alchohol as a fire flower
Zuko, completely sloshed and ready to kill his dad:
Zuko: uncle, stop this! I can't fight my father, it's pointless!
Iroh, pouring Earth Kingdom moonshine straight down his throat: trust me on this, prince zuko
Here’s a pixel art animation of a cute cat girl in maid outfit, commissioned as a birthday present!
This is your brain on Mercator projection.
“I’m going into battle and i need your strongest potions”
Chadification
Caught in a rather good romance
It sounds like I’m playing a video game and someone is trying to sell me potions. :D
…that is exactly what it sounds like
IT’S BACK!!
Some of my favourite moments from the day I spent at the library playing Snape for their Harry Potter event
Edit: this really blew up and got a bunch of notes so anyone who wants to meet me, I’ll be at LeakyCon2018 in Dallas! Just look for the belt of potions bottles! ✌🏻
•”The real Snape is taller than you!”
“Real Snape? Oh, you mean the muggle who played me in that film? His name was Alan. My name is not Alan, and I am sadly not 6’1”. Ten points from Gryffindor.”
•*to a little girl dressed as Hedwig complete with mask* “You’re that Potter brat’s owl, arent you? Hedwig, correct?”
“Yeah! You’re so mean to Harry! *pretends to peck at me my god she was adorable*
“See, I’d put you in detention for that, but regrettably you can’t put owls in detention. So I’ll put your mother in detention instead for raising such a disrespectful child.” *the mother cracked up at this*
•”Are you Professor Snape?”
“*long sigh* Regrettably.”
•I had a belt of potions bottles and a group of kids asked me what potions I had, so I actually gave an impromptu potions lesson. Some of the highlights included threatening to use Skele-Gro on a boy dressed as Harry who wouldn’t stop interrupting, and loudly complaining to their parents that I wouldn’t have had to waste time reteaching this lesson if their kids had paid attention the first time.
•Word got out that I actually had the dark mark on my arm so kids kept coming up to ask to see it. I made a big show of rolling my eyes and threatening them and then finally rolling up sleeve while flexing the tendons in my wrist to make the snake move. Made several kids scream. It was hilarious
•There were a couple teenagers in a group with a Luna and her friend dressed as her rabbit patronus. I had a lot of fun with them giving her a hard time:
-“Lovegood. I know that name. Why do I—ah, yes, your father.”
“He writes for the Quibbler!”
“Indeed he does. Penned an article claiming Hogwarts had a vampire teaching there. Can’t imagine to whom he was referring.” *cue biggest laugh of the evening*
-“Lovegood, if you melt on more pewter cauldron—“
“They had dark magic in them! All pewter cauldrons do!” (She was really good)
“…you’re telling me every pewter cauldron was made by a dark wizard? He must have been extraordinarily busy” *dry tone*
“Yes, and it explains why you’re the way you are. Spent too much time with pewter cauldrons”
“…why am I still talking to you, Lovegood?”
•”Why arent you at Hogwarts?”
“Have you been outside, child? It’s summer.”
•*parents who wanted photos* “Can we get our picture/their picture with you?”
“…*sigh* Fine. *dramatic eye roll* You do know I’m the villain for like six and three-fourths of seven books, right?” (They found this hilarious)
•The classic, “I love your costume/great costume!” comments followed up with “…What costume?”
•There was a sorting station I helped back up for a bit and I had way too much fun loudly groaning and complaining when kids were put into Gryffindor.
•One little girl was put into Slytherin so I introduced myself to her and her dad and was all “You’d better make me proud. Although honestly after 14 years my expectations aren’t very high so that should be relatively easy.” Went over her head but the dad lost it
•*two rowdy little boys nearly putting each other’s eyes out with fake wands and in general causing dangerous commotion* “No duelling in the halls. Twenty points each from both your houses, and a week’s detentions.” (They straightened up immediately. Was proud.)
•There was a station where kids could make Pygmy puffs out of cotton balls and glue and one kid made an all black one and proudly presented it to me with “I tried to make it look grumpy”
DM: *explaining how where Serj, our Bugbear Fighter is from, potions are fermented to be alcoholic*
Serj (OOC, in a russian accent): I fermented this vodka in a boot for 45 years.
Aarakocra Sorcerer/Rogue (OOC): You are like child. I fermented this vodka in my asshole for 300 years
Potions and elixirs are literally just energy drinks I fucking hate this
Imagine going on a hike and seeing guys beat up giant bees while chugging Monster
Roll to Uncork
At one point during a game, we’re in a shop, and one thing we’re buying is potions.
Me: (wanting to check ahead of time) So let’s say for example [bard] goes down, and I’m next to him. Can I just make him drink a potion to get him up and healed, rather than roll to stabilize him?
DM: Well, you’re gonna have to do a few rolls, if it’s in the heat of battle. You’ll have to roll to get the potion out, then roll to uncork it, then roll-
Me: (cracking up, with everyone else) Uncork it?!
DM: Yes! Roll to uncork it!
At this point, we’re all laughing at the absurdity of rolling for such a mundane thing, and then the jokes start.
“Nat 1: You try to drink from the cork!”
“Nat 1: The cork pops off and hits you in the eye!”
“Nat 1: You accidentally make the enemy drink the potion!”
Needless to say, the DM soon changed his mind and took out “roll to uncork”. We still bring it up as a joke.
